From the creative mind of Wayne Goodman

The Comedy Magicians Joke File Vol.1
Ever been stuck for something to say to break the ice? What do you say when things go wrong? Wayne Goodman has collected jokes, gags and one-liners for the last 18 years and has compiled the very best into this professionaly produced volume!

A.S.B.O.
After being unable to find the three chosen cards the magician finally confesses that he has to learn to control his temper, because last week he was issued with an ASBO. to prove it he brings out an official looking envelope and opens it to reveal an ASBO inside! As the ASBO is read it reveals the accusations against the performer and at the end the name of the chosen cards.

Lord of the Bling
You borrow a finger ring from a spectator. Whilst held at the fingertips the ring visually vanishes without a trace. You comment that the ring will appear back onto the finger from where it began. Your gullible spectators believe you. Alas the ring is nowhere to be seen!
The routine builds and the comedy comes thick and fast as you offer the spectator a replacement. Opening up your jacket they find over a dozen rings of all different sizes and colours. your audience is stunned to find their ring physically attached to the centre clip.